hello there (fuck off!)
shift to zeroth
even reverse is faster
bury the dial
concrete brake light
the bumpy road says
you wanna tell me
life has a meaning?
gas brake honk
where do I want to-go today?
I walked into Burger King, was met with a surprise
as the sun set over Earth, I didn’t pay for fries
something’s fishy over here, and it ain’t my sandwich
all this food for zero dough, I’m feeling pretty rich
cashier was unconscious, how very impolite
and then I noticed her cold face, a strange new shade of white
and it’s FOOD ZOMBIES AGAIN
what could’ve done this to them?
dog bites or mad bots?
no time to care, look over there,
some more free tater tots
“hey mom you want some fries?” yes of course you do
eat that shit you fat fuck, don’t forget to chew
want some dipping sauce with that, or a heart attack?
your zombie skin may be dead white but your colon’s jet black
it’s night of the living fats
fast food is so damn sweet
tastes like cardboard but somehow I
want more in my teeth
“we’re proud to offer healthy shit, avoid those pesky carbs
stop by our clothing shop for some mumus and fatso garb”
once again I ate too much
not pizza but I’m still stuffed
blackout coming, wake up dead
know I’ll go do it again