DEMO 2029

by Brain Vacation

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Recorded in San Diego, California during the apocalypse summer of 2008. Seven tracks of unlistenable noise usher in the beginning of the end.

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released September 2, 2008

Written, performed, and recorded by Eric Baskauskas. Sorry.

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Track Name: HANGOVER FROM HELL
Never thought it’d be like this
Woke on a couch that smells like piss
Dunno what else I can do
Go downstairs and grab a brew

My job sucked and so I quit
My whole life’s a piece of shit
City’s burning, we’re fucked up
Time to fill the party cup

[Chorus]
Hangover from Hell!
Hangover from Hell!
Hangover from Hell!

Now we’re stuck living in ashes
Cuz no one got off their asses
The world ended, it’s our fault
I’m drinkin’ whiskey, double malt

[Repeat Chorus]

[Hangover
From
Hell!]
Track Name: TOO MUCH PIZZA
Ordered way too much last night
Sausage, Peppers, it's all right
Extra cheese and olives too
Ate it all, including you!

Too much pizza: in my face
Too much pizza: fuck this place
Too much pizza: cheesy slime
Too much pizza: zombie time!

I've become an eating beast
Human pizza, it's a feast
As I watch my parents die
Now I got my share of pie

Too much pizza: to my door
Too much pizza: want some more
Too much pizza: mom and dad
Too much pizza: don't taste so bad

Apocalyptic fallout food
I want your brains delivered dude!
Track Name: MARTIANS FROM MARS
"Take me to your Taco Bell"
Is what they said to me
Little alien people
Wanted food for free

[Chorus]
Martians! Martians! Martians!
Welcome Martians!
Martians! Martians! Martians!
We hate Martians!

They came at night through my window
And asked me for a job
I offered them work at my house
Cuz I'm a fuckin' slob

[Repeat Chorus]

I don't pay them all that much
They don't seem to care
Interstellar laborers
Who clean my underwear

[Repeat Chorus]
Track Name: ROBOT BASTARDS
It was 2029 and the world was smashed to bits
Crazy fucking robots and their robot fucking shit

I came from the future where we have no trees or clouds
Humans beaten by machines -- we were just too proud

I was sent to change the past -- told to fight the fight
But I must admit that with no cops, the future looked alright

So I chose to do nothing, to let them kill us all
I'd skate with them, get drunk with them; we'd shred suburban sprawl

But in a dirty twist of fate, my skate crew's way too good
No more groms to rip on now; the 'bots all rule my hood

They drained and skate our swimming pools, too good at getting air
I don't care they trashed my school; their skating isn't fair!

Nothing left to do here now, everything's ruined
Skating contests with robots: they always fucking win!
Track Name: REALITY
Mushroom clouds and toxic sludge
Puppy dogs and chocolate fudge

Shitty beer and cutoff jeans
Pillow tops and drama queens

Bleeding ears and total thrash
Robot maids and Latin class

No future and wasted youth
You stay home and hide the truth
Doesn't matter what you choose
In the end we always lose
So what's the point man, it's no use!
Track Name: BUSTED MOUTH
What the hell's your problem man
Talking at me now
I'm trying to ride the bus
But you're shouting so loud!

[Chorus]
Shut up! You're crazy!
Get off! You're crazy!

The driver's bored, riders annoyed
Cars and sports and sun
Movie stars, it's all bullshit
Talking isn't fun!

[Repeat Chorus]

Why do people love to chat?
Flap that fucking jaw
I don't give a shit about
All the things you saw (fuck you!)

It's bad enough I ride this thing
All the way thru town
Blown out buildings, cold dead streets
Enough to make me frown
Now I'm warmed by your bad breath
Just please, man, keep it down!

Never met your cousin's dad
Or your best friend's cat
Never been to Michigan
I like it just like that!
Track Name: TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE PIZZA
Showed up to the restaurant
Ready to chow down
Wanting pizza, piping hot
I was not foolin round

Made my choice, the pizza came
It looked awfully good
Smelled great too, was worth the wait
My instant favorite food

Giant bite, it clogged my heart
"Was this too much for me?"
Hard to say, might be too young
For all these anchovies

A few bites passed, the pizza stood
Jumped off the table top
As if a dream it waved goodbye
But I don't wanna stop

So here I sit, alone and stunned
With nothing good to eat
I'll be okay, I just need time
To get out of my seat

My meal might come back someday
Return itself to me
But I can't sit and wait for long
I'll find myself hungry

I know it's likely for the best
My heart and arteries
But I can't help my painful chest
My belly wants more cheese!